My 45-Day Wedding Blog

Wednesday, July 31, 2019 Aurgh! Ahoy there, ye land-loving scum! This here be Inappropriate Scottish Pirate, wishing all the love and luck in the world to wee Arthur and Deborah for their wedding! I be yer guest columnist here on this wee blog. I be regularly bringin ye updates from me wee town of Olde Stinky Bog and even blessings from Nessie herself! She talk to me now and again! I got acquainted with that lass Deborah through the ol' television when she was watching the Spongebob cartoon years ago. Seems I be related to the Narrator of the wee cartoon! Aurgh, this is good news that I be learnin' from the Ancestry DNA folks! Aurgh! I be Inappropriate! I be a pirate! and I be Scottish! And I be a wee guest columnist here now and again!!!! 

My 45-Day Wedding Blog Monday, July 29, 2019      The other day someone at work referred to me as "about to be a new bride." Pffft. Bride?! I carry a KNIFE for f**k's sake. Okay, I don't really carry a "knife", so much as I do my mom's Swiss-Army-style gadget from the Girl Scouts in the '50s. And I suppose I don't "carry" it, but rather I keep it in    my top desk drawer where its charisma won't get tarnished.                                                                       The point is, I never thought I would get married (so very boojie and not much in line with Sticking-It-To-The-Man) much less be referred to as a "new bride." There are 45 days in our life between the day we had The Conversation and when the event will occur. I am writing this blog for my own amusement,...